Prince Philip at the breakfast table with a copy of The Times and a fine china cup in his hand, his pinkie extended.
Prince Philip, "A what? A... a... er... Knighthood? What is that all about?"
The Queen, "Oh, Philip... the colonies?" Her mouth slips into a smile almost despite herself, clearly amused. "I don't know, eat your crumpet."
Prince Philip shakes his the head. Shrug. Baffled. "When did we start awarding ourselves knighthoods?"
The Queen's eyes widen in amusement. She shrugs. She looks to her breakfast maid. "More tea?"
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This is a clusterfuck of massive proportions...
May he pay with his job - and soon.
I just can't get an idea of what it is that Abbott is trying to do to Australia. I am left speechless just about at everything he does.
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