At The Gym

I’m on the exercise bike at the gym as I type this.

I’m on the exercise bike at the gym as I hope this goes fast.

There’s some tosser in fluro shorts posing, doing a double pull down right across the width of the gym. 

There are a couple of twisted sisters in matching onesies looking like they wanna kill. I’ve never seen a pair of matching grimaces.

There is a big guy in impossibly small, tight shorts. He looks like he is going gently so as not to split his shorts.

There is a beautiful girl doing leg extensions. She seems self conscious and does a lot of ab exercises.

There is an old chick doing lat pull downs. She spends most of her time reclining on the machines.

Oh, I gotta go, I’ve discovered I can’t type and pedal at the same time.

Anyway, it is time to hit the treadmill.