I'm up early, you know, as usual.
I get stuck into work. It's my busy week, I wrap everything up tomorrow.
Ah, the gentle sound of a bulldog snoring at my feet accompanies me on the day.
What would the world be like without the snore of a bulldog?
A little more Tina Turner. What the world needs now is a little more Tina Turner. I play Private Dancer.
And coffee. Oh yes, more coffee. Ha ha. I would never say anything but. I don't think I have ever said no to coffee in my life.
Ah, the morning just drifts away. I know what I am doing, I am good at this. I can do it with my eyes closed, which is good and bad all at the same time.
What is that joke? What could your girlfriend say that would please you and sadden you all at the same time.
You have the biggest dick of all your friends.
Ha ha, I love that joke.
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