Happy Birthday

It's my ex-girlfriend's birthday, but I guess none of you care about that.

It is a significant birthday. I hear down the grapevine she is having an Aussie Icon Themed party. Once, she would have gone as Barbie, unashamedly. Black one piece, all that blonde hair, that's all she needed. (Yeah, sure, I was Ken)

Nyr! Whatever.

We don't see each other anymore... she's too, too much.

We were both still at school when we met.

I wonder if we will ever see each other again? Ah? It doesn't look like it. Wow! Weird to think/say. If you’d asked me before we stopped talking to each other, I would have said we’d be friends for life. A certainty. No doubts in my mind. First loves. Ah, I hear you all koo. Yeah, well, we were like that, and a koo of support/sympathy would certainly have been warranted. But… it wasn’t to be. Sad really. It shouldn’t have ended this way, but it did.

Apparently, she went to her big fancy dress birthday bash as Dame Edna.