Tuesday, September 09, 2025

The PonyTail Sucks Arse





Some of you might think this is childish, I know, but coincidently, my password came up for renewal, so I changed it to ThePonyTailisascrubber69 (I had to have a numeric) I know, but it makes me laugh every time I sign in, and isn't that what life is really all about. Making lemonade from lemons, turning a negative situation into a positive one, having a laugh when there isn’t anything to laugh about. 


She’s a big, Italian heifer our Ponytail, so presumably she’d have a big, strapping Italian hubby, Mario. I’m picturing her sucking his hairy arse, just like Italian guys like it, with him slapping the mattress and whooping in spasms of ecstasy. (I mean, she has to be good at something, she can’t just be a nasty, pompous, self-focussed, drama queen in every facet of her life, surely) Oh, yeah, I know, that might just be what is going on in my mind, sure. And I’m blocking out her face as I’m picturing Mario’s crack getting tongued, you can be certain of that.

Okay, so that might be a bit much. Chuckle. But, isn't that what life's all about, all the shit that makes you go, "Oh!"


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