Thursday, July 27, 2006

Madonna

One of Madonna's tour requests is that she has a new toilet seat fitted to her toilet every time she wants to use it. I thought this was obviously bollocks, until I read that Madonna's representative confirmed the request with,

"Who wouldn't want a new toilet seat every time they wanted to use the toilet?"

Madonna has lost her fucking mind. But then again... so has America. 


5 comments:

RIC said...

Man, aren't you being a little bit too radical?...
The chick is now a zillionaire, which means she can allow herself any kind of whim. The only ones to blame are those pieces of sh... who indulge her all the time.
How are you? Btw, did you enjoy my disclosing prose?...

Earl said...

The bitch just got paid $15 million by NBC to air one concert.

What else is she going to spend her money on?

RIC said...

That's so revolting preposterous, Earl... Guess that's just the way this world revolves now... :-)

FletcherBeaver said...

She could donate the $15 million to a third world country. In the days of rampant consumerisim, in the days of the pointless destruction of the planet to serve man... but, but, but... clean sheets everytime you get into bed, fresh flowers every morning when you wake up, but a new toilet seat? Why? Why not a hunky new cleaner every day to clean the (same) toilet seat.
It's just lunacy to have a new one installed!

RIC said...

What else could it be, Christian, but sheer lunacy?! Everywhere, the whole time long.
I am so glad I'm just an anonymous guy... An ant among zillions.