I want to marry him, you know, if the perfect penis turns out to be true. And even if it doesn't, you know, he sounds like fun.
Cutie-pants singer Michael Bublé received a beating in the UK media today from his former girlfriend. Ex-girlfriend turned hairpiece maker (Fletch's note - does that not say it all?) Tiffany Bromley told the News of the World newspaper that the "clean cut" singer regularly smoked marijuana, swore and stuffed himself with biscuits and cakes when he got the "munchies" on pot. (Fletch's note - sounds like most of my friends)
She said, "Michael smoked up to three joints a day (Fletch's note - OMG! Three! How rock and roll!) when I was with him. He always had a couple in his wash bag ready to go. He claimed it was his way of winding down at the end of a day. (Fletch's note - and it is) But sometimes he started the day with one." (Fletch's note - sometimes? LOL! Like what, once a month? Once a year?)
She said that the singer defended his marijuana use by claiming it enhanced his creativity. (Fletch's note - and it does)
But she said the drugs had the potential to damage his singing: (Fletch's note - I don't think so) "He had a regular cough, and that's not good for a singer." (Fletch's note - if that were really true, most of the pop/rock singers would be voiceless)
In addition to the cough, the marijuana gave Bublé, 34, an appetite for huge quantities of food.
"It was part of Michael's day to smoke late at night. Then he always got hungry. He'd raid the hotel mini-bar and eat three or four Snickers bars in one go (Fletch's note - 3 or 4 snickers bars in one go... he's breaking all seven of the seven deadly sins, I see) — plus pistachios, peanuts, liquorice and sweets. (Fletch's note - 2 out of the four are, actually, good for him. Arguably, 3 are.) He had an enormous appetite."
"When I flew to see him in Los Angeles he made a point of making me bring a box of Canadian chocolate cream May West cakes for the band. (Fletch's note - generous too.) But after a smoke he munched his way through most of them like someone who hadn't eaten for months." (Probably with the rest of the band)
His embittered ex-girlfriend also spilt the beans on her love life with Bublé, including his claims to have the 'perfect penis'. (Fletch's note - So, does he have the perfect penis? We all want to know)
The Canadian singer is a favourite to win the Brit award for best International Male Solo Artist next month and is now engaged to Argentine soap star Luisana Loreley Lopilato de la Torre. (Fletch's note - oh, I see, engaged to another woman)
He and Bromley dated on and off for a decade. Bromley is also the chick who Michael Buble cheated with on his girlfriend Emily Blunt. Tiffany took photos of Michael naked in her bed which she posted on the net.
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