Oh my god, everyone is spoon fed now a days. The do-gooders are winning, taking control of the nut house, with these kinds of politically correct messages at the end of every suicide story. Poor old Australia, we’re being weighed down by the rules.

"Readers seeking support and information about suicide prevention can contact Lifeline on 13 11 14 or SANE Helpline on 1800 18 SANE (7263) or visit http://www.beyondblue.org.au/."

Why are we so frightened of suicide? Isn't the ultimate act of taking control of your life.

The truth is that maybe we should all suicide at a certain age? You know, when the vitality goes, the life wanes and the fun stops. I guess, that intellectually, could be different ages for different people.

But, what on earth possess us to want to be half-crippled eighty year olds? I don’t know.

"Not dead yet!" we say as we hobble to the corner. Can't see, can't hear, can't remember, but still fucken alive.