Who Wants to See Kick Masturbate Like a Monkey on the Carpet?

I was watching Agony on the ABC and Kick Gurry was talking about smart TV's and the possibility of them spying on you, filming you in your most private moments. Should we be worried about this potential invasion of privacy? He laughed and was kind of dismissive and he said, "What are they going to see, me masturbating like a monkey on the carpet?" 

Well, you know something Kick, why don't you show us and let us be the judge of whether you have anything to worry about.

Okay, give it your best shot, and we'll be the judge