Mondays Not In The Office

I've come up with a new idea to combat going to the office on Monday.

I wake up early anyway. Oh, I don't know why? Because I'm stupid, because my body if rebelling against me, who knows, it doesn't matter.

I wake up at 5am. I sign into work and do all the work that I need to do. 5am to 9am is plenty of time to get nearly everything I have to do done.

I have 10 years of sick leave I have never used, and which I am never going to use.

Boris never signs in until 9am, so just before 9am, I'll message her and say I am sick for the day.

I put in sick leave for the whole day.

My work is done and I don't need to go to the office, using sick leave I am never going to use anyway.

I think it is brilliant.

The only problem, it is only an occasionally scheme that I can use.

Anyway, it gets me out of going to the office today, and that's all I care about at the moment. What is it they say, if you are anxious, you are living in the future, so lets not be anxious.

8am. I was done. I message Boris with my sick day message.

Boris replies hoping I feel better soon.

I feel no guilt.