A tour bus driver is driving with a bus load of seniors down a highway when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady. She offers him a handful of peanuts, which he gratefully accepts, as he is a little peckish.
After about fifteen minutes, she taps him on his shoulder and she hands him another handful of peanuts.
The seniors are having a lovely time, chatting and laughing, as they head out into the country.
Eventually, when she is about to hand him another batch, he asks the little old lady, 'Why don't you eat the peanuts yourself?'
'We can't chew them because we have no teeth', she replies.
The puzzled driver asks, 'Why do you buy them, then?'
The old lady replies, 'We just love the chocolate around them.'
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