Subtle Homophobia

Don't you hate the subtle forms of homophobia, the ones that will take another few generations to eradicate?

Why should gay sex be nasty and scary? Why should it be referred as such?

It's the kind of subtle reference to "us" being anything but normal that we have to deal with every day, which straight people will, probably, never see, or understand. It's fascinating really, not in a good way, of course.

Besides, the straight boys I’ve had sex with have neither found it nasty or scary.

When O.J. Simpson was sent to jail for armed robbery there were plenty of people cracking jokes about dropping the soap. 

Well, it turns out the former footballer is Mr Popular with the gay crowd at Nevada's Lovelock Correctional Center — and we mean that literally, not in the nasty scary way! 

A former prisoner tells National Enquirer that O.J. is practically worshipped by a group of starstruck gay prisoners known as 'The Girls', who have given him the affectionate nickname 'Daddy Juice'. 

"O.J. may be a pariah on the outside, but in prison, he's still a somebody," says the prisoner. "He's really tight with 'The Girls.' Whenever we'd be let out to the yard, O.J. would almost always hang out with them. The 'girls' treated him like he was a king." 

King of the queens!