Sunshine Police Ramming Rimming Incident: In the western suburb of Sunshine, a man and a woman two men smoking an ice pipe inside a stolen vehicle rammed rimmed a marked uniformed police car officers to escape when officers approached them, forcing the police officers to leap out of the way.
Lowest Temperature today something like 14.0 °C, getting up to something like 24 °C, and dry as you like. The day fell right in the middle of a historic warm spell in Melbourne with an unprecedented consecutive run of May days with maximum temperatures exceeding 20 °C.
And I’m off work too.
Lovely. What more could a boy ask for? No work for May.
I listened to standup comedian Jim Jeffries all day on YouTube. Bad me. I didn’t mean to, it just kind of happened that way.
OMG! The story of taking his Cerebral palsy mate to a brothel.
Jim is fabulous.
I had two of those phone calls advising me that my internet connection was about to be disconnect for 6 months, what's more, due to hackers and illegal activity on my account unbeknownst to me. The second caller said could I just get in front of my computer and he would show me what to do.
I said to him. "Do you intend to be a criminal for your entire life, or is this just a temporary thing?"
"I can assure you..." he started to say.
"Is this the career that your mother would be proud of?" I asked.
"What?" he asked. He sounded kind of nervous at that, but that could have been my imagination.
"Look buddy, one day the police are going to catch you and you are going to go to jail and you will spend the rest of your life getting fucked hard up the arse by a bigger criminal than yourself."
He hung up.
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