Sunday, March 06, 2016

Until... Whatever... We Do Part

Marriages are diverse and are many different things in the 21st Century... as they always have been.

Jerry Hall struggles to maintain Downe House, her... well... Mick's, gorgeous London mansion in which she lives. (Google it) She may have to sell it, as she can't manage the upkeep, but then Mick would get the money anyway. It is a catch 22 situation for her. So, what does she do? She puts on some lipstick, she pours herself a drink and she pulls herself together. She marries herself an 84 year old billionaire, old Rupert. (This is the second billionaire she has dated recently) His two previous wives got biliion dollar divorce settlements out of him, why shouldn't she? (pesky prenups withstanding) I hope she does. I hope she takes the old cunt for every cent he has. Surely, she wouldn't have to do "the nasty" with him too often, he is 84 after all. If he lives for another 10 years, she will only be 70, future sorted...


Still, the bride looked lovely.




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