Four People On A Plane About To Crash

An airplane was about to crash. There were 4 passengers on board, but only 3 parachutes.

The 1st passenger said, “I am America’s greatest sporting hero. The country and my fans need me, and I can’t afford to die.” So, he took the 1st pack and jumped from the plane.

The 2nd passenger, Donald Trump, said, “I am the US President, and I am the smartest President in American history, so my people don’t want me to die.” He took the 2nd pack and jumped out of the plane.

The 3rd passenger, the Pope, said to the 4th passenger, a 10 year old schoolboy, “My son, I am old and don’t have many years left, you have your life ahead of you, so I will sacrifice my life and let you have the last parachute.”

The little boy said, “That’s okay, Your Holiness, there’s a parachute left for you. America’s smartest President took my schoolbag.”

And, you know, I am not one normally for a joke where the Pope lives.