Josh Missed His Flight

Josh missed his flight. WTF?

He's not getting here until Monday.

Missed his flight? I don't get it. I've never missed a flight ever. There's a process, how can you go wrong? Actually, there was that one time with Kim when we were heading to Sydney. I missed it that day. Only domestic. But, Kim is a speed freak and can't get out of his own way. I was hassling him to leave, he was pissing about, doing god knows what. Actually, I know what he was doing. (Makes injecting in arm mime) It wasn't my fault. Or much fun, if I remember rightly.

I've never missed a flight when it's just been "normal" people. Josh was catching it in his home town, after all. There were no connecting flights, or some such reason. Get in a taxi and it takes you right there. Um, hello?