The Sound of Knives Being Sharpened Has Never Sounded So Satisfying

Julia Gillard has been diagnosed with what is referred to as "Joker Syndrome" where the patient's mouth involuntarily curls into the smile of The Joker. She has been taken into ICU for observation. The condition is rarely fatal, in fact, from all accounts the patient often feels an over whelming sense of self satisfaction.

Julia Bishop has so convincingly donned the "assassins smile" when she has made a bigger show than is really necessary of denying she is plotting against 1/2 A Term Tony (oh that makes me smile) that she even accidentally mentioned the term "convenient asbestos death" when what she meant to say was that she wasn't plotting to kill the bastard... metaphorically, of course. 

Malcolm Turnbull was caught in Mr Rabbott's office at midnight with a tape measure, an interior designer and a Matisse and he still denied the next day that he was planning a coup.

Tony Abbott jumped this morning when even his shadow pulled a knife on him.

Of course, I am hoping that the Liberal party "really is that stupid" and that the nervous back benchers who are staring unemployment in the face somehow manage to reelect pathological liar Neanderthal Tony as their leader, because total humiliation would be so much more satisfying in eighteen months, than the, possibly successful, hatchet job/patch up job now.

And just to highlight that Abbott has learned nothing about lying to the Australian people, let us state this once again, here is a little Westminster system 101. As Tony Abbott knows only too well, the Australia people elect the party they want to run the country, but the party elects the leader they want to run the party. The Australian people did not elect him to be Prime Minister, no matter what Dopey Tony might claim. How many of you had Tony Abbott written on your ballot paper when you went to vote?