And this was handsome Jack

Apparently, Sam's was the first iPhone7 to be taken back. Less than 24 hours old. It got replaced, lovely.

I got a new screen protector put on my 5S. I had a 6plus, at which time my 5S went to Sam's sister. I hated the 6plus, it was just too big. I could never sit, squat - how often do you think I might squat - pick up Buddy's shit in the park , whatever, without taking the damn thing out of my pocket and putting it some where. So, I gave the 6plus to Sam's sister and she gave me back my 5S, however, she had put a screen protector on the 5S which had several bubbles in it, which drove me mad, so I got a new screen protector put onto it.