Scott Morrison unveiled an all-new four-stage plan out of Covid, endorsed by the National Cabinet. This is not to be confused with the three-stage plan that Morrison announced in May. Or the COVID Vaccination Allocations Horizons plan that he unveiled in June. Or the COVID-19 Vaccine And Treatment Strategy plan revealed a year ago when he proudly announced he’d secured enough vaccine for everyone.
With so many well-laid plans and so little achieved, we now have more than enough evidence to introduce a new Iron Law into the very scientific field of political science. Scott Morrison has been so wrong about every single aspect of the pandemic that his wrongness now has predictive powers.
If Scott Morrison says that something is going to happen, it is possible to say, with absolute certainty using the Iron Law, that whatever he said is definitely not going to happen.
This is the Scott Morison Certainty Principle.
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