Waiting in line for pork rolls, I couldn’t help but think what his, er, too obvious, is it? Pork Roll? Well, he is a strapping lad, and I don’t know about you, but my mind just goes there, I mean? Those shorts? And those legs. You have to wonder. I, guess, I have to wonder. I mean, I stood in that line behind him for some time, and, you know, what else am I going to think when I am looking straight ahead.