Snoring

I was up early, you know because I'd slept weird hours. 

The first thing Sam said to me when he got up was, "Have you been up all night?"

"No, honey."

"Did you come back to bed?"

"Yes, honey."

"I didn't hear you."

"You were snoring so loud the people over the road heard you." I replied.

He looked coy and headed to the kitchen.

Actually, all 3 of them snore, Sam, Bruno and Otto, it's like some demented chain saw jamboree. Still, I am used to it now. And I wouldn't have it any other way.

I can't help but think that people who are kept awake by snoring are pussies. But then, I sleep the sleep of the dead. Noting wakes me up.