Bloody Phone

I lost my phone last night. Grrr! I've never misplaced my phone, let alone lost it. I went out for dinner with all of my old girlfriends to a restaurant in Brighton. I had on camouflage pants with shallow pockets and it must have just slipped out in the taxi. I, actually, felt my cigarettes slip out of my pocket, at one stage and I retrieved them. So, why didn't I feel the phone go? Grrr! Again! Grrr!

I called the taxi company, who were of moderate help. Silver Top were okay, but Black were useless. Their policy is that the drivers hand them into any police station, anywhere. In other words, they don't want to know and they don't care. The trouble is that as the girls were booking a taxi at the restaurant, clever me hailed one in the street. I was outside having a smoke, it wasn't that hard. So, therefore we don't, actually, know what taxi company taxi we were in.

I don't even use my phone that much, but I went to call two people this morning, as we are heading up to Bolago for the day, but, of course, I don't know anybody’s phone numbers, they are all in my phone. Grrr!

SMS. 01.37. Want 2 organise 2 massages & an overnite stay at HH. My credit card details I can forward – Shelly

Poor Shel, she’s going to be pissed off with me! It ain’t ever going to happen. What should I do about it?

I got a new phone in the morning from the 3 shop on Swanston Street. I thought, think it do it.

Jill and Leah went walking in the morning.

I went to Bolago with Leah. We left just on midday. Leah had to have a Java coffee before we left.

Subject: Tuesday night

(Kym)

Hey

I got my phone stolen by a bastard taxi driver, can you email me your phone number.

And I have my script finished for you to read.

christian

Smoked pot, watched teev. Added phone numbers to my new phone. I speak to Leah, at Jill’s, to get her mobile. She accuses me of being stoned, which I am. Ha, ha.

SMS. 20.28. Jesus, duck! What a parlava because some cunt stole my phone – christian

SMS. 20.32. Sounds like u were not given a good deal at all! Bastards! And you are right, all of their jargon is ludicrous – Rachel

SMS. 21.12. How do u spell your last name? – christian

SMS. 21.59. It’s christian. I lost my phone – christian

SMS. 22.02. Azzopardi – Nick

SMS. 22.15. And how big is your dick – Christian

SMS. 22.23. Fuck off – Nick

SMS. 22.30. Will you show it to me? – Christian 

SMS. 22.37. What is wrong with you? – Nick