Buying a Lawyer a New Mercedes

A man naked and on all fours when allegedly raped by a stripper was behaving like someone "playing chicken" with moving cars, a defence lawyer has claimed.

The Stripper is charged with raping the man with a sex toy at a bucks party in 2007.

Delivering his closing address in The stripper' Victorian County Court trial on Tuesday, her lawyer said the man had hired the stripper to perform the XXX rated show, prior to serving as the best man at his friend's wedding.

Her lawyer told jurors that after the groom decided he no longer wanted to take part in the performance the best man got naked and on all fours under his own free will.

Her lawyer said the best man then allowed lubricant to be poured onto his bottom while a stripper stood behind him.

Her lawyer described the scenario as "a bit like playing chicken with moving cars".

Her lawyer also questioned how the best man could be so sure the penetration was deliberate.

"Why would she (The stripper) choose to deliberately commit this crime?"

Her lawyer urged the jury to find The stripper not guilty.

Earlier, The Prosecutor reminded jurors that only the slightest penetration was sufficient to constitute rape.

"She knew what she had done," he said.

"It was intentional and she didn't expect (the best man) to act in the way he did."

The Prosecutor said The stripper described the incident as a "joke".

"Well it backfired, didn't it," he said.

The Prosecutor urged the jury to find The stripper guilty.

"He never consented to any penetration and she intentionally penetrated him and this is rape and you ought to find her guilty," he said.

The Judge told jurors they could expect to begin deliberations on Wednesday morning.

What a HUGE baby! So, a dildo penetrated his arse by a few millimetres, or so. (I know it does technically) This hardly constitutes rape. Please! I'm sure the best man was fine by the morning, if not a short time later. It kind of makes a mockery of the rape laws, really.

Does he want to be known from now on as Up the Butt Boy?

We've all got to stop running to lawyers with frivolous law suits. It's only making lawyers rich and the rest of us much poorer with increased insurance premiums and the like.