Tuesday, December 18, 2018

Lawyer Jokes

A man was sent to hell for his sins. As he was being led into the pits for an eternity of torment, he saw a lawyer passionately kissing a beautiful woman. 

“What a joke!” he said. “I have to roast in flames for all eternity and that lawyer gets to spend it with that beautiful woman.”

Satan jabbed the man with his pitchfork and snarled, “Who are you to question that woman’s punishment?”


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