Should, Would, Could

Hump Day. Here’s something to brighten up your morning. I love to play lift funny buggers, it always makes me laugh. It's great if you can get in the lift in the morning and close the door straight away. 

If somebody comes along and presses the lift button and it reopens the door and you are battling against it with the door closed button, it is really great, if at this point, another lift opens. In this moment of distraction, when the pests attention is captured somewhere else, you can usually close to the door right in their face. Don’t know why, but I take perverse pleasure in lift shenanigans. No, I don’t think it is because I am bored. It’s more the sheep-like tendencies people have when catching the lift, follow the leader all the way. It’s their idiotic behaviour in running for lifts, which I thinks into one of the greatest fears we, as a population, has at the moment, that of being a loser.

So many dumb people, so little time.

You just have to amuse yourself any way you can to alleviate the day in day out corporate grind, that's what I am saying. It's just funny, lighten up people.

Subject: ooooooooooooooooooooooooooos and eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees

hello lovely,

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Ps. i like your face

xx Aby

SMS. 15.11. 7 sleeps! – Rachel 

SMS. 17.35. Why aren't I a multi-millionaire? That’s my question? What’s Paris fucken Hilton got that I haven’t? – Christian 

A message from Aby, goodo.

I went to mums for dinner. She cooked me 10 chops.

I got home from mums and my damn internet isn’t working. Grrr!

So, I guess I have to write something.

I think everyone should be an organ donor, sure. Of course. What do we care about the carcass, we're dust. But I can't bring myself to do it. I don’t like the human race… I sign, not enough, just like Arnold did. 

Everybody should give blood. But I fainted and had to be revived... had to be revived, the one time I tried that. I still say it was the nurses fault, if she'd only just stopped talking about it, I would have been fine. "You've got half a bag of rich, red blood, not long to go."

“Er!” white out. 

"FAN! I knew this one was going to go.”

You wouldn’t shut about it. Why wouldn’t you shut up about it? If only you shut up about it. 

We should all give up smoking, why can't I? The evil weed! Why didn't someone tell me when I was sixteen?

We should all make it with the same sex, to at least know what we are talking about. I did. Having said that, I could have sex with a girl, if the mood was right. Having said that, I haven't in over ten years. So I guess I talk shit.

Really. When you think about it.

Just an open mind, really. That's all that's required. Nothing is Compulsory... of course.

We should have crossed off one of the big ones, off the life's big to do list, before we die. What if you peaked early? What if we don't have a list at all? I did once, but I think I lost it.

We should exercise daily. I do. I walk everywhere.

We should all leave our cars at home, at least one time. You know, do one less car trip, for the environment. I don't use mine all week.

None of us should take more than we give. Not sure about me, reckon I'd be on the giving side, though.