Sunday, June 04, 2006

Condoleezza Rice

Doesn't Condoleezza Rice always look angry or shifty or angsty, like she is just going to do what is good for us and she's not going to let anyone get in her way. Big, black Mother God! It must be a hard gig to play?

For Xist's sake, don't give her the top job.

I can imagine The Lizard Queen saying her name. Condoleeeeeeeeeeeeeezzzzzzzza. (To the tune of Mona Lisa, no doubt)

I imagine her personal creed would be not disimilar to my mate Claire Black's...

I can be cruel, I don't know why.

Of course, with Claire there is always alcohol involved.

What do you reckon Condi would look like, smashed, fall down drunk? Panties around her calves. Not pretty. She'd look more like an alien than usual.

Jagger sings, Brown Sugar


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