Nice Smile, Good Heart

David asked me what I wanted in a boyfriend. I gave him a great, long list; thirty something, same height or shorter, wog boy, hairy chest, job, car, friends, sensitive nipples, foreskin...

Then I said, "Actually, scrap that. All I need is a nice smile and a good heart, everything else is optional."

David said, "Really? That's all you need."

"Yep, that's all I need."

David said he was impressed.

“And, perhaps, if he could do handstands on the beach, then well…” I joked.

We both laughed.