My name is Christian Fletcher and I am an alcoholic. Hick! (And if you think I am taking the piss...)
Ha, ha. We loved the Merlot. (Speaking about oneself in the 3rd person can never be good)
Up the country, half pissed. Lovely! How else does one spend a dreary, wet Monday?
Who the fuck cares... about anything? Hick!
The state is in the worst drought in the history of the world and I'm complaining about rain rather than sunshine. I guess I should be drinking to it. The rain, that is. Here's to you!
"Yes, I'll have another, thanks." He smiles. "Fill it up, lets not be stingy."
Cheers.
(You can leave the bottle)
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