Tuesday, January 18, 2011

What Good Are Tuesdays?

What good are Tuesdays?

Monday gets all the attention with being the first day of the week. It even has its very own condition named after it. You know, one of the itis'

Wednesdays get the middle and because of that they have a speciality all of their own. They are even singled out with their own nick name, which bears a striking resemblance to sex, so they get lots of attention.

Everybody loves Friday, it seems to be their very own favourite.

Thursday scapes it in with the one-day-to-go mantra. Nearly there, nearly done, aren’t we pleased it is Thursday, some people might say, granted not the majority, but some. They’d never say that about a Tuesday, never.


2 comments:

Victor said...

That's why they made Tuesdays bargain days at the movies

:)

FletcherBeaver said...

Yes, of course. I couldn't think of one thing going for them. Silly me.