Big Bum For a Boy

"Jees, you've got a big bum for a boy!"

Mike did that swivel at the hips, trying to look at his own arse, look around. He did it to the left and then he did it to the right, as if to the right may be more successful than to the left. Then he did it to the left again.

He looked back and shrugged. “Well, I can’t see it anyway.”

“No! But everyone else can.”

“How big?”

Chris held his hands out in front of him about 40 centimetres apart.

Mike’s eyes widened considerably as he gazed at Chris’ hands. “What?”

Chris thought for a second and then moved his hands further apart again. He raised his eyebrows and smiled.

Mike looked up from Chris’ hands. “Come on!”

Mike grabbed his arse with both his hands and swivelled his head around attempting to look at it again.

Chris laughed.