Monday, August 17, 2015

Lawyer Jokes

A 50-year-old lawyer who had been practicing since he was 25 passed away and arrived at the Pearly Gates for judgment. 

The lawyer said to St. Peter, “There must be some mistake! I’m only 50 years old, that’s far too young to die.” 

St. Peter frowned and consulted his book. “That’s funny, when we add up your billing records, you should be at least 83 by now!”


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