I thought I was dying, as my shit was black. That is not good, I thought.
Oh know, what could it be? I thought, it had to be blood. What else could it be? Oh my God, I’m really sick. I’m too young to die. Why is this happening to me? Life is unfair.
What is it doctor? Bowl cancer? Kidney cancer? Some other form of hideous cancer of which, I have never heard?
Tell me straight, doctor, tell me straight.
Squid ink pasta for dinner, the other night, you muppet.
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