Showing posts with label hell of a way to spend easter. Show all posts
Showing posts with label hell of a way to spend easter. Show all posts

Sunday, April 09, 2023

Chocolate Festival





So, the annual chocolate festival is in full swing. Not that I have indulged, but I'm sure plenty have. In fact, they say that around 8% of the population is actively involved in the cross and the 3 days later nonsense... compared to? What? 80%? More, of the population getting into the chocolate eating festivities. 

The Jesus people stole the date from the pagans way back when to gain market share, anyway, it was the Pagans celebration of the spring equinox, so it wasn't even the god botherers in the first place, so... don't feel badly if you like the chocolate. It's as good a reason for a holidays as their's.

You know paganism always made much more sense than the big guy in the sky Jesus nonsense ever did. The pagans used the earth and the wonders of nature to explain the world around them, the god botherers made up fantastical stories. It is sort of like do you believe in David Attenborough, or JK Rowlings.

And you know, whatever, believe in what you like, but I think the believers in chocolate are winning by a long stretch of the Kit Kat.

Happy Chocolate Festival everyone


Friday, March 30, 2018

Easter Break, j's for Jesus




Guido dropped around, I'm sure he was off his head. He's got a Mexican Hairless dog, which does the image no favours, let me tell you. What a rodent. Guido looks feeble, just by association.

So, we got pot for easter, well, it is a long weekend after all, and we used to do far worst things to ourselves over Easter, ah, they were the days. Weed for Jesus.

Sam was none too happy. I suggested we could boil eggs and paint them, we had whined, "Is that all we're going to do every Easter?" 

"You can use stockings and food dye."

Sam didn't think it was funny. Even if he did rather give himself away last night, when I'd got all my shit together and I was heading upstairs to bed.

"Aren't you going to roll a bed time joint?"

So, it is going to be Netflix and food from now until He-Rises Again, when is that again? Sunday, or Monday, I am never sure?

No chocolate, though. Sacrilege, I know. 


Thursday, September 06, 2007