Connecting the dots, is that what dots do?

One dot, two dot, red dot, blue dot.

Round dots - well, what other shape would dots be? Square dots are like Christians in button up cardigans?

Yellow dots, like a sunrise on a beautiful day. Opaque dots, like a rainy afternoon. Inside out dots, like the people asking for money on the streets. Mother of Pearl dots, like grandma's old compact. Happy dots, with smiles, they are well known.

The cold dot I called Pluto.

The hot dot I called Mars.

Twister is for funny dots.

Hazel and Dorothy are old dots.

Apple and Suri are young dots.

Traffic lights are for antagonistic dots.

Hairy dots are for arseholes, we love every one.

Black is for a sad dot, or a dead one, or a stylish dot; who'd have thought death and style were so closely linked?

Blurred is the fast dot, or is that the one that drains your bank account and steals your car on the way out?

Whirling is the dervish dot.

Burberry is the obvious dot.

Angry dots don't get joined at all, nobody likes them.

Only clever dots ever really get the connection.