Monday, August 21, 2006

Monday'itis

I came home sick and NO it had nothing to do with the drugs I did on Friday night. I'm getting a bloody cold! Who can I blame?

Hot, cold, fucken hot and fucken cold. Then I got the shakes and then I started to sweat and then I came home. Blocked nose, blow, blow, blow. Nothing! Can't breathe. Sore throat. Bugger, bugger, bugger!

It's all because I stopped taking my vitamin C. I've only been able to get the chewable kind - oh yes, I put in an exhaustive search - and my mouth specialist said that the chewable kind were the best way to destroy your teeth. Ascorbic acid and sugar. Bingo! Tooth rot! Blackmores doesn't let you in on that little fact, huh? Lovely! So I stopped taking them.

Oh yes, and some bitch sneezed all over me in the lift, last Friday, or was it Thursday? Whichever? I wanted to punch her (not really) right after she appologised and wiped her snot gizz off my sleeve.

Grrrr!

Now I'm drinking merlot instead of taking marijuana. I'm sure that's not quite a 12 stepper, now is it? A slippery slope, I hear you say. Well, maybe.

I'm gonna lie on the couch and watch teev.

Shit!

I'm good at being sick, can you tell?


4 comments:

richardwatts said...

Merlot should definitely help - as will aloe vera impregnated tissues.

FletcherBeaver said...

I am turning into a bit of a Rudolp

RIC said...

Thanks God it's winter. Summer colds are much worse to cope with. Enjoy your couch and the TV!
(So the bitch sneezed all over you, huh? Disgusting!...)
Have fun if you can!

Johnny said...

I feel your pain FB, I FEEL YOUR PAIN!

Day 5 of my cold and it's still vicious. My poor nose is read raw and peeling, not a good look.

John

PS I've found Cab Sav helps.