FletcherBeaver

Wednesday, June 03, 2009

I was thinking about the whole corporate greed issue and you know, it's true. My company's C.E.O.'s salary went from three hundred thousand and something to one and half million in five years, 2003 to 2008. I think mine increased 25% in the same period, where the C.E.O.'s increased 400%. Nice work if you can get it, hey?

The result of conservative political policies.

In the last year, apparently, the company has retrenched a large number of staff, economic down turn and all. Despite the fact that they tell me that the company is still on budget. And I can bet you now, the C.E.O. will still get the 200K bonus that she always gets.

Subject: That's not a handrail dude!( AO)

Check this one out ...

Pete sends me a video of a guy standing up on top of a train, who reaches up and grabs the electric wire over head, without thinking and dies.

Oh my gotddddd….

Mark

Subject: Happy anna

Happy anniversary. Happy anniversary. Happy anniversary. Happy anniversary. Happy anniversary.

(christian)

Subject: Happy anna

Fuckwit

(Rachel)

Subject: Happy anna

Funnily enough, I forgot mine and Mark’s on May 29th.

(christian)

Subject: Happy anna

Trying to forget mine....thank you very much!

(Rachel)

Subject: Job applicant

Resimay

To hoom it mae cunsern,

I waunt to apply for the job what I saw in the paper.

I can Type realee quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting.

I think I am good on the phone and I no I am a pepole person,

Pepole really seam to respond

to me well. Certain men and all the ladies.

I no my spelling is not to good but fi nd that I Offen can get a job thru my persinalety.

My salerery is open so we can discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am werth,

I can start emeditely. Thank you in advanse fore yore anser.

hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr.

Sinseerly,

BRYAN

PS: Because my resimay is a bit short – below is a pickture of me.

You know what the picture looked like, don’t you? Handsome. Square Jaw. Brown hair. Sexy smile. Shirtless. Buff. Tattoo over his right pec. Red nipples. Abs, count them, six. The bottom of the photo cut low across his torso. Light hair crawls up his abdomen.

Employ him Rachel!!!!!!!!!! We’ve got spell checker. We need a hot boy at work, to look at. I’m getting bored during the days.....

Polly

SMS. 13.26. Great news! To say thanks for being a 3 customer we’re giving you FREE Facebook access until 31/08 – 3

I spent the whole day on my computer, wasting every hour, essentially, downloading pictures of naked men.

When I called mum, she said she had trouble sleeping as the two of us weren’t getting on very well. I told her I was just grumpy and I apologised and she seemed happy with that.

SMS. 14.51. Did you know June 2nd is International Whores Day? – christian

SMS. 16.51. Well then I was born on the perfect day... see, there is a god! x – David

Wednesday, June 03, 2009

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