I have, we have, been lying around in the lounge room on our couches on our screens since Xmas Eve. 

It's true. 

Buddy became lame Xmas Eve, for no apparent reason, so we had to wait for him to get better, and that set the tone for the rest of our holidays, I guess.

Finally, Sam said I should get up and do something, so I got up and made tea and got fruit cake, and headed back to my couch. 

There might have been a ta-da! Sam wasn't amused.