And the Grooms Wore Tartan

SMS. 10.57. Have a great day miss. Hope you get lucky xxxx – Tom 

SMS. 12.20. Not a pretty one amongst them – christian 

SMS. 16.00. Ugh. Maybe after a few drinks? – Tom 

SMS. 16.03. Quite a few drinks! – christian

Our first gay wedding. One groom was fat, one groom was thin. The parents of the thin groom were there, complete with 96 year old gran. The parent’s of the fat groom weren’t, they are not on board with it. 

“Religious?” 

“Well, yes, how did you guess?”

“It’s always that sad old Christians that spoil it for everyone.”

I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again, how insecure are Christians in their beliefs when they have to continually ruin everyone else’s lives just to make themselves feel better in their chosen beliefs?

The fat groom had relatives there, certainly not as many as the thin one.

They grooms wore kilts. It didn’t bare thinking about, if either of our grooms wore knickers under those kilts. No, not something I wanted to get a mental picture of. 

SMS. 18.44. Luke Ball on 10 right now! – Tom

SMS. 18.55. I’ve got a hard-on already – christian

Luke served spit roast in the marquee and the guests were friendly.

There were no “spit roast” jokes about the thin groom… being a feeder and liking the fatties, no there wasn’t any jokes like that. Big smile.

SMS. 23.30. How’s it going? – Tom

SMS. 23.42. Still going – christian 

I still think it is kind of odd, no matter the age of the bride, the groom, the groom and the groom, or the bride and the bride, they all want to hear 1980s music when they dance the night away. Almost without fail. Even the two blues singers who married each other, and after they, and all their mates, had sung and performed and had been utterly fantastic, even they settled into a 1980s disco to see the night out. Fat boy and his skinny husband were no different.