And the Grooms Wore Tartan

SMS. 10.57. Have a great day miss. Hope you get lucky xxxx – Tom

SMS. 12.20. Not a pretty one amongst them – christian

SMS. 16.00. Ugh. Maybe after a few drinks? – Tom

SMS. 16.03. Quite a few drinks! – christian

Our first gay wedding. One groom was fat, one groom was thin. The parents of the thin groom were there, complete with 96 year old gran. The relatives of the fat groom weren’t, they are not on board with it. Religious? Well, yes, how did you guess? The fat groom had relatives there, certainly not as many as the thin one.

They wore kilts. And a good time was had by all.

SMS. 18.44. Luke Ball on 10 right now! – Tom

SMS. 18.55. I’ve got a hard-on already – christian

Luke served spit roast in the marquee and the guests were friendly.

There were no “spit roast” jokes about the thin groom… being a feeder and liking the fatties, no there wasn’t. Big smile.

SMS. 23.30. How’s it going? – Tom

SMS.  23.42. Still going – christian