Sunday, March 02, 2008

Calmness In Our Lives





I am passing this on to you because it definitely works and we could all use a little more calmness in our lives. By following simple advice heard on the Dr. Phil show, you too can find inner peace.

Dr. Phil proclaimed, "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started and have never finished."

So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished, and before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of valium, bottle of Bailey's Irish Cream, a packet of serapax, a packet of Tim Tams, the remainder of my old Prozac prescription, the rest of the bag of pot, some cheese cake, and a box of chocolates.

You have no idea how fucking good I feel right now. Please pass this on to those whom you think might be in need of inner peace.

Have a GREAT day!




11.33. Hi chriso! Hope everything is fine! So is Tuesday ok for you for the dinner?! Say at 7.30! my address is 247 M Street! – Sebastian

11.38. Ps. Can you please tell David! – Sebastian

19.00. Hi christian. Confirming your Drs appt for Mon 03/03/2008 @ Carlton Clinic. Please let us know if you are unable to attend. It's OK to leave a msg if we don't answer.

20.33. (Sebastian) Sure darling. Sounds good. David will be there 9.30 – christian

Julien left a message on my home phone that he wanted to ask me a question.

22.27. What’s the question? – christian

23.28. I'm too caught up in the bright lights of the Gold Coast now – Julien


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