Friday, March 10, 2023

Slagaphobia

Slagaphobia 

- the fear of HR workers.

They are all awful. In my extensive working history dealing with HR I have met one, maybe two, good ones. I think it attracts women with a God Complex, I think that is the nub of the problem. I bet they use strap-ons with their husbands

More women who work in HR have been charged with spousal abuse than any other profession.

Sussaphobia

- the inherent knowledge that all male HR workers are closet gays. Ha ha. Not that there is anything wrong with that. I it attracts submissive men who long to be dominated and as such all HR boys are bottoms.

More men who work in HR have been caught loitering in public toilets than men of any other profession.


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