Sunday, May 31, 2009

thepenisinhismouth?

Sunday, huh. A bit bonged over as they say. I love that expression even if I never smoke bongs. Oh, I smoke bongs with Nicholas, but he is the only one. I wonder if he is still talking to me for being a no show at his birthday?

Now, what to do today? I mustn't play Hearts when I'm supposed to be writing. I wonder how I get that deleted off my computer?

So, Sunday, hey?

The best cure for a bong-over is more joints. Everyone knows that.

Now, what to do today? I mustn't play Hearts when I'm supposed to be writing. I wonder how I get that deleted off my computer?


Subject: and how is lovely dovely Bolagoland?


(Josh)

Oh that pesky email. I haven’t finished it yet. Bad Christian! I’ll get right on to it. I’m fab. I’m back in Melb. Bolago was lovely. Blue skies. The weather is unseasonably warm, now there’s a surprise...

To tell you the truth, I’ve had a little hooch and I’m thinking cock.

(christian)



SMS. 14.25. Let’s test the way u think – thepenisinhismouth? Do u read ‘the pen is in his mouth?’ Nah me either – Shelly

SMS. 14.37. Nah, penis in mouth for me too. Made me think, I haven’t sucked a cock in months – christian

SMS. 14.38. U r so funny! x – Shelly

SMS. 15.00. (Shel) In fact, I might just go get me some now that you remind me  – christian

SMS. Go 4 it! – Shelly

SMS. 18.33. LOL... you are hysterical That’s all! – David

SMS. 18.36. Tanya The Red head... otherwise known as “is she still here?” says hi – David


Saturday, May 30, 2009

Back in Melbourne





It feels like Monday, my week has been all turned around. You see, I went to Bolago on Thursday and came home last night, which would usually be Sunday night. I can't get the Monday feeling out of my head. I've even hopped on one foot with a finger in my ear.

I helped them put the house back together after the new carpet was laid. I was going to stay up there for the weekend, but…

LouLou thought it was disgraceful that Mark and Luke would do that to me, after I had worked 10 hours lugging furniture.

"But, I want to leave to give them space."

She shook her head and stroked my face. "But you've worked so hard." I don't think she got it. People are funny.

I regretted the decision halfway home. I should have stayed. I didn't want to come back to Melbourne. I'm not liking the city, at the moment. I don't know if is the traffic problems and the selfish, rude shits who now live here, or if it is because of Mark and Luke's immanent departure to NSW?

I should have gone to Nicholas' birthday either, which was my original plan. I could have, as it turned out, but I was stuffed after dragging a 60 square house worth of furniture around. Besides, it would have been a pill party and I'm trying not to partake, now a days. Drugs were lots of fun when I did them, but I'm, pretty much, over them. Kind of very yesterday for me now.

So, Saturday, hey?

Shane was home. I lit the fire and we ate soup and watch teev mindlessly, and smoked pot.


Friday, May 29, 2009

 


Kicked Out

Amy Thompson suggested that you should add a friend on Facebook...

Amy Thompson recently became friends with Perry Thompson and thinks you may know Perry too.

They are growing up when they involve you in their social life. Or is when they get involved in your social life. Friend’s kids.


We worked all day on the Bolago house and got it back together in time, finishing around 6pm.

I left Bolago around 6.30pm, after Luke told me Jeff was coming up. They don’t want me around when they have trade, despite Luke saying I didn’t have to leave when I told him I was going to, but who wants to feel like the extra prick at a three-way.

I cried on the way home because I wanted to stay at Bolago and not return to Melbourne. Suddenly, as I drove down the Caulder Hwy, I felt full of sadness returning to Melbourne. I wonder what that’s about?

It’s complicated. Relationships.

SMS. 18.43. (Tim & Nicholas) Sorry, I’m not sure I’m going to make it tonight. I’ll try. I’m still in the country. Long story, tell you when I see you – Christian

SMS. 19.20. That’s ok. C if u can x – Tim


I got home around 8pm. I lit a fire and watched teev with Shane and smoked pot a first for Shane for 4 weeks, or so, apparently.

Sebastian came over. He smoked pot too. I had told Shane earlier that Luke is thinking about entering MasterChef next year. Shane, of course told Sebastian Luke’s plan. Luke hates it when that happens. He hates the grape vine. It literally only took an hour, from me telling Shane, just in passing, as we watched the show, to Shane saying guess what to Sebastian. Luke so hates it when that happens. He hates the grapevine with a passion. He’s never been a city boy and he's still not used to city boy ways. And, it always seems to be me who does it to him. Doh!

We wondered if Luke would be eligible, as he essentially runs his own restaurant.

I think Shane is a little jealous of Mark and Luke. Envious, perhaps.

I stretched out on the couch and just sank into my freedom, my safe place.


Thursday, May 28, 2009





Keeping Men Inline

I was reading about various ideas on men and women and sex and marriage in the twentieth century, where traditionally the mantra seemed to be that men needed to get married so they had a woman to keep them under control.

I thought this was a really interesting idea. I have often wondered how gay marriage lessens straight marriage, which is so often the outcry. I always thought that if there were more people getting married, marriage would have to be strengthened, surely? It's only logical.

It doesn't take too much extrapolation to get...

Traditional marriage needs to be saved, because it is the vehicle with which straight men are kept under control.

Family values needs to be pushed, so men are kept under control.

Rugby players can't gang bang girls, even the ones who are asking for it, as the model, to keep men under control, will break down. So the women who admonish such behaviour are not speaking up to defend the girl who got screwed, they are speaking up to protect their power base and to keep control over their men.

Hence the great opposition to gay marriage. If you allow men to marry each other, the model changes, so straight men may just opt out altogether and do all of those unsavoury things that men like doing. The control will break down and marriage will crumble.

So like Rudd with his emissions trading scheme to protect the traditional polluting industries, marriage is only ever talked about in what affect it will have on traditional marriage.

We're being discriminated against to keep harmony in straight marriages.

So, we must understand that the general public never look at the issue of gay marriage in terms of what it may do for gay people, they only ever look at it in terms of how it affects them.

 

Wednesday, May 27, 2009





We All Want A White Van

 SMS. 09.22. Wakie, wakie coming to get u – Jill

SMS. 09.49. (Jill) Just gone to the shop – Christian


Happy birthday


Thank you darling Chriso, It was a mostly uneventful day. I’m doing post traumatic dental stuff but very happy with my new teeth for my birthday

xx

Julien


I helped Jill move furniture all day. Firstly, a bed from Prahran to her parent’s place in North Balwyn.

Jill drove the Renault Trafic van. She was nervous to start with, especially with the weird French gearbox, but in the end, she was contemplating selling her Audi to buy one.

Then to Taylors Hill, with the high wooden fences, the backs of the houses, lining the roads in, which made it really, really ugly. Then when you got to the winding streets, fully of similar houses, built on every inch of the black. No established gardens, some without gardens, no trees.

The people were nice though, sweet, could not do too much for you. The husband was a thirty year old Greek guy, who’d I would have got down on my knees for, without having to be asked a second time. (I wanted to do it without being asked. Chuckle)

SMS. 18.35. Boondy, Boondy, Boondy, No air came on my iPod whilst on a Bosphorous cruise... thought of you x – David

Mark called asking for help to reassemble the house, as the carpet layer had been away for two days and they had 22 for dinner Friday night.

I didn’t make it to mums for dinner. Poor mum. The one person I should be looking after.


Tuesday, May 26, 2009





Hi, my name is Ben. I've seen you around. Nice lunch.

How Many Months?

 

Subject: Happy birthday


Happy birthday Jules

I hope you have a lovely day

christian


SMS. 11.11. Want to go to a photographic exhibition in Pt Melb tonight? Photos taken in Vietnam. We could wistfully sigh & point & say, I’ve been there... I’ve been there – Rachel

SMS. 11.15. Sure, I’d love to – christian

SMS. 11.18. Come by here (Kone) about 6 or 6.30 then earlier if u want alcohol – Rachel

SMS. 12.05. (Rachel) See ya around 6 – christian

SMS. 13.42. I will b here! – Rachel

I farted around at home all day, as only I can. You know me. He, he! Waste time at the speed of sound? Or, never be bored? Half empty. Half full.

Okay. Jesus Fuck! 2 months to go and I will have had 12 months off work. Ah! Only 2 months to go. Er! The first six months went nice and slow, but the last six months has just flown. Where did Jilluary to May go? Poof! Up in proverbial smoke. Or, not so much smoke, as it turned out. Ha, ha, working on getting back there. But, zip, blink, gone. Boo fucking hoo! Too fast!

You can't make me go back to work!

Where's that noose?


Subject: [CS msg: Campbell Chapman] Photo


Hey Christian,

What do you think.

I have attached a copy of the pic.

Shane.


Luv,

You need a slightly less "wrinkly" cover shot

preferably taken after a good drug free nights sleep.

:)

C(ampbell)xx


Shane wanted to know if Campbell was correct about the photo. Oh... that Campbell?

Had dinner with Rachel and then went to a photographic exhibition at Gas works on Vietnam. It was pretty ordinary.

SMS. 21.08. Hi Chriso, see u at 10am tomorrow – Jill

SMS. 21.09. (Jill) Why? – christian

SMS. 21.09. Ha, ha, ha – Jill


Monday, May 25, 2009






Workin' With The Men

We ripped up a house full of carpet. Time for a refresh before the sale. Apparently, as I spend all my time in the country lounging around, I'm up for helping them fix the place up. Fair enough, I guess. A mouthful of White Rabbits and I was off.

Many cups of tea. Much water and Vegemite toast. Toasted ham, cheese and tomato sangas and a joint, against my better judgement, naturally, but what are you to do at smoko when it is handed to you? I was fucked by the time we were finished.

I should have taken Kaine with me, as he looks good in khaki shorts and a blue singlet. I could have worked behind him. Ha, ha. I could have been energised on his smile. Did I mention that he smells good? He has that great hair that I love to run my hand through.






That's the local lads coming across the paddock to help out with the carpet pulling. Apparently, this ad was banned in parts of America for being too suggestive. Americans are funny


Sunday, May 24, 2009

Here We Go Again





Okay, I'm on the drugs to quit smoking. Champix, 3rd day. Quitting happy pills, so they tell me. I don't have to stop until day 8 to 14, but cigarettes are already tasting funny. I want to stop now, but, I guess, I should stick with the program.

Ah! Hands in the air. Will I ever be able to quit this stupid habit? Sometimes it just feels as though it has got me, never to let go.

I'm in the country, good place to give up city vices, hey. The sun, the sky, the fresh air on my face, the sense of freedom in the space that opens up around me. It's nice to chill somewhere where the trees out number the people (and the cars). I've been writing my novel, all day yesterday, I got quite a lot done. Peace and quiet and a nice, light filled room. I've even got the rest of it some what planned out in my head. Novels are the way to go, according to the girls in my writing group, so here I am, 2 chapters down. But, I've been par-taking of a bit of the green, only on weekends, but... I've been writing none the less. 


Saturday, May 23, 2009

Oops





Apparently, Kane spells his name Kaine. I saw his driver's licence for the first time. His jeans fell off the bed, last night, as he stood there in his blue and white Aussiebums, pulling on his t-shirt. His wallet fell out of the back pocket and the contents fell onto the floor.

"Cute photo," I said. And then, without thinking about it, (Why would I? What does it really matter?) I said, "Hey, you spell your name with an 'i' in it?"

"How long have we known each other?" he asked, mystified, as he took the licence out of my hand. "You didn't know that?" Big eyes.

He seemed to want an answer by the expression on his face, so I simply answered, "No." I wanted to laugh, we haven't known each other for that long, after all, but he seemed genuinely miffed that I didn't know how to spell his name.

"I didn't know that?"

Silence. He's got beautiful, big brown eyes that can capture you. He has a natural pout, the kind, I imagine, he's had ever since he was a little boy. It's kind of endearing.

He shrugged. "Well." Serious face slides away. "We haven't, exactly... I guess," coy smile... "been writing buddies, hey?"

"When I'm, er... um... kissing your lips and grabbing your arse, I'm not, exactly, thinking about how you spell your name, sunshine."

His face flushed red. He tried not to smile, but he did. He flicked me with his socks.

Kaine Marcello Camaretti. I kind of like the Marcello. Before that I, kinda, thought that Kaine Camaretti had too many 'c' or 'k' sounds to it. It sounded a bit too much like he'd have a Luger strapped to his hip. He has a Luger alright, but... The full thing though, good name, huh?

Funny, all those boys out there and it's always the one who makes me laugh who gets my attention. Great hair and legs don't hurt either.


Friday, May 22, 2009

Breaking news - Celebrity Swine Flu Fatality

 


Green Energy

Why do we have to buy these new energy efficient globes, which cost 1000% more than the old globes, when no politician has any intention of taking us away from coal sourced power? Not to mention that China is opening a coal fired power station every week, run with brown coal supplied by us.

Every little bit helps, I hear you say.

I would agree, if Australia was doing anything real to tackle the carbon emissions problem, but we are not. An academic recently said, at a sustainability conference, that if we really put all of our efforts into developing solar power, within 20 to 30 years Australia could have all of its power needs, that's 100%, or very close to, met by solar power. If we worked a little less hard, we could probably have 100%, or very close to, of our power needs met by solar in 50 years.

The problem is that Victoria has its power needs met by brown coal, which we have an abundance of. Victoria also earns a lot of income from the sale of brown coal. So the Victorian government isn't going to look at anything other than brown coal any time soon, by their own admission.

Australia is also rich in uranium, which it earns us a lot of money from sales to the rest of the world. So, if we moved from brown coal, presumably we'd probably move to nuclear.

All of which pushes the most obvious solution to the energy problem, solar, further and further away from being a reality. You see, the problem is that governments are still making decisions about energy which are based on economics, budgets, GDP, reputations, and not based on the survival of the environment. Politicians still don't get it.

So, then we have the touted carbon trading scheme, but the problem here is that the said trading scheme, essentially, gives credits to all the biggest polluters, so they can continue to pollute the world, pretty much, as they have been doing. Certainly, in the short term. The problem being Mr Politician, is that we don’t have a short term any longer, unlike you guys. The planet is on the brink, some say it has passed the brink. Whatever the truth is, we don’t have time to play politics with this issue any longer. Rudd has already put the environment on the back burner, with the budget, to save his political skin. And if I remember rightly, green issues were some of the issues that got him elected? He, along with the biggest environmental sell out in the history of the planet, Peter Garrett won’t be getting a second term, I predict.

Essentially, our environmental efforts thus far leads the general public to buying light globes at a 1000% price hike, and little else. And it is kind of self-defeating, as my milk bar only had 100 watt globes, of the old variety, when I went around there today. So, I bought a few, you know, stocked up, where I would have only ever have bought 40 watt globes usually, if they had been available.

It's clear to me, if nobody in power, that solar is the way of the future. So, come on guys, lets get with it.

I, for one, have got rid of my renewable energy supply and have gone with the cheaper option, until the government starts developing solar.


Thursday, May 21, 2009

The Disgraceful Brumby Government





Hundreds of apartment complexes are to be built across Victoria without any community consultation or rights of appeal for neighbours as the Brumby Government tries to fast-track billions of dollars in federally funded projects.

Laws to take effect tomorrow will in effect bypass the planning process, with $3 billion worth of social housing and school projects to have "no public notification or review".

The changes mean that for some Victorians, the first they could learn about a new school or social housing project in their street could be the arrival of builders on the site.

Critics also fear the laws could be subject to abuse, enabling commercial developers to bypass planning by including token amounts of social housing in projects.

Under the changes, revealed by the Government yesterday, there will be no minimum number of social housing units required in a development for it to qualify for fast-track approval - it will only need some form of social housing.

And while local councils will be notified of fast-tracked projects in their areas, there will be no compulsion for councils to inform residents.

Planning Minister Justin Madden said it would "pave the way for the largest number of simultaneous education and housing projects to be undertaken in Victoria's history".

He said that while there would be no direct appeal rights, people "will have the opportunity to … raise matters with their local council (and) the local council will refer those issues to myself as the relevant authority.

"So if there is anything controversial, we will try to resolve these matters as quickly as possible so we can get the shovel-ready projects commencing."

Mr Madden said he did not intend to knock back bad projects. "What we would do if we were concerned about any of these projects is to resolve these matters by potentially either adjusting the design or adjusting the arrangement of the project," he said.

The Urban Development Institute welcomed the changes. Victorian chief executive Tony De Domenico said: "We think the Government has got an opportunity to fast-track a lot of projects that have been stymied by councils contrary to State Government policy. It's good to see - it's all about jobs."

But Municipal Association of Victoria president Bill McArthur said the Government was "completely disregarding good planning and design outcomes, neighbourhood character, local amenity and the wishes of surrounding communities".

University of Melbourne architecture and planning academic Kim Dovey also expressed concerns.

While it was important to stimulate the economy and to build public housing, he said, there would be "a lot of long-term consequences if we don't get it right.

"It is a concern in urban design terms to see that the social mix is right and whether the urban design issues are followed properly," he said.

One concern was that developers might be able to bypass planning regulations by including social housing in their projects. "That's sort of an outrage - we have been through so much of this in the '90s," he said.

Professor Dovey said it would be a negative outcome "if you allow developers to produce new developments that have got the public housing walled off in one corner, which has happened before".

Dan Ward, a spokesman for Housing Minister Richard Wynne, denied that developers could abuse the laws, saying "these changes will not apply to developments that are primarily for private benefit".

The Age

Aussies Overseas





It's funny that when someone is caught with drugs in Thailand the general public are quick to say, The perpetrator should answer to the laws of the country they broke

Why isn't it the same for the woman who stole the bar mat? She should answer to the laws of the country she broke. Surely?

I'm not saying that the crimes are the same, but the point is laws have been broken.

Truthfully, I think 20 years for possession of marijuana is just as ridiculous as 5 years for stealing a bar mat, but shouldn't the same principles apply? Logically, if you agree with one you should agree with the other.


In this day and age she's sure to get a book deal/movie/TV series anyway. 


Wednesday, May 20, 2009

Who wants to wash out that lingerie?